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Feb. 5th, 2010 | 07:06 pm

I don't know what these things are, but they're pretty funny.

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Oh God

Feb. 2nd, 2010 | 06:07 pm

Worst. Website. Ever.

Surprisingly, it's safe for work.

The atonal violin music at first is not there to prove it's a horrible website. It actually becomes music.

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Meh

Jan. 30th, 2010 | 05:24 am

Been trying to sleep for about 4 hours now. No such luck, though. Go figure.

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Dec. 28th, 2009 | 03:11 pm

First watch this.

Then watch this.

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More dreams

Dec. 24th, 2009 | 03:03 pm

Dream #1) I'm on a space cruise / evil villain scientific lab base. While crawling around some air ducts I find a human with a bull dog's head and figure something bad is happening. The dream ends with me strangling Mick Jagger and flying off into space a la Superman because I was an "awesome republican".

Still trying to figure that one out.

Dream #2) I'm travelling around various spots in Texas unlocking old 1500s style mission churches from the inside by crawling into windows in their bell towers. I think I've been playing too much Assassin's Creed.

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Oct. 14th, 2009 | 07:37 am

This is slightly NWS, but click on the "View in a room" for the funniest thing on the internet.

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Oct. 10th, 2009 | 03:05 pm

I have a new favorite website! (Potentially NWS)

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Oct. 7th, 2009 | 02:43 am

Ah, Chicago...

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Aug. 28th, 2009 | 06:20 pm

You know, there are very few books I don't like, but Moby Dick is one of them. The guy just can't maintain a train of thought. He constantly goes from one topic to another, and a chapter that's about something might contain only two or three sentences about that topic, with everything else being a random thought that's almost entirely unrelated.

This will be a condensed summary of 4 pages of the book:
He always got on ships as a normal sailor. He didn't want to be a cook, although he doesn't have anything against cooks, he just doesn't want to boil chickens. Not that there's anything bad against boiled chickens when you season them correctly, he just...

And so on and so forth for the entire fucking book. Don't get me wrong, the story is nice, and there are ton of memorable quotes and characters. But I could easily trim this down to 250 pages without losing anything.

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Aug. 24th, 2009 | 05:52 am

Man that was a weird dream.

I was part of a group of 5 people. We were trying to steal the Constitution, kidnap the Pope, and steal this music book that was never allowed to be copied or some jazz. Not for money. Just to prove we could.

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